young then older

Samurai Student Beheads Intruder

8/30/10:  Words you don’t want to hear when bringing your 1st born son to his freshman dorm:

“Hey mom, so last year a student was decapitated in the dorm by another student with a samurai sword.”

“NO WAY” I say,

“Yes, way” he says, “the one guys stole the other guy’s x-box.”

I waive the waitress over.

“Is it true a student was decapitated at JHOP by another student last year?”

“Yep” she says.

Good thing the food was delicious or I might have skipped eating.