8/30/10: Words you don’t want to hear when bringing your 1st born son to his freshman dorm:
“Hey mom, so last year a student was decapitated in the dorm by another student with a samurai sword.”
“NO WAY” I say,
“Yes, way” he says, “the one guys stole the other guy’s x-box.”
I waive the waitress over.
“Is it true a student was decapitated at JHOP by another student last year?”
“Yep” she says.
Good thing the food was delicious or I might have skipped eating.